Saturday, June 19, 2010

Lady Gaga

How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

You poke her face.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Baseball

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Cannibals

A cannibal arrived late to a feast, so he got the cold shoulder.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Phobias

I went to the library to check out a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn't help.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mole Hill

Don't make a mountain out of a molehill, the moles find that particularly unhelpful.

Monday, June 14, 2010

Fortune Cookies

Word to the wise... and also you... don't give advice to fortune cookies, they don't like that.

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