Canadian Politics

What are the two main political parties in Canada?

Moose and Squirrel

Likes My Facebook Status

She likes my Facebook status once a year, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious

Blonde Dog

Why does a blonde dog have lumps on his head?
From chasing parked cars!

Wise Dr Seuss 2

We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

Allergic

I exercised once, and I found I was allergic. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I was sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.