Wise Mark Twain

Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. - Mark Twain

Internet

On the Internet you can be anyone you want

It's amazing so many people choose to be stupid

Unicorn Girlfriend

I like to compare my girlfriend to a unicorn.

Beautiful, majestic, and non existent

Marriam Webster

I like Webster so much, I think I'll Marriam

Penguins are Sweet

When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach looking for the perfect pebble to present her