Luigi is Tired of Being Second Best

BeAuTi full

Hey girl, are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti full.

Password

I changed all my passwords to "incorrect", so if I forget, it just tells me.

Hypocrites

There are two things I hate in this world: people who hate and hypocrites.

Walk Into Mordor

Once someone confused Obi wan with Frodo
(Sigh)
Wan does not simply walk into Mordor.

Fisherman Skrillex

Skrillex can't go fishing because he always drops the bass.