Blonde Calculator

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Wise Kurt Vonnegut

Red Bull Coffee

I poured Red Bull in my coffee this morning.

I can see sounds

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Nicki Minaj Concert

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert until I realized it was just a homeless guy screaming at a pigeon

Blonde Shoots an Arrow

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed.

The Bats' Bet

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."