Johnny Bravo

Host: So, Johnny, it says here your hobbies are women, girls, and chicks.

Johnny: And babes, don't forget babes.

Kids are Great

Teacher: Ok Maria, go to the map and find North America

Maria points to North America

Teacher: Good job. Now class, who discovered North America?

Class: Maria

Star Hogshire

I don't get my acceptance letter to Hogwarts, so I'm going to leave the shire to become a Jedi

Noble Gas

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

What the Universe is Made of

When scientists said the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons, they forgot to mention morons