My father was never proud of me. One time he asked me how old I was:
I said, "I'm five."
He said, "When I was your age, I was six."
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Friday, November 2, 2012
Cause of Death:
Cause of Death:
Patient laid down the bogey and played that funky music till he died
Patient laid down the bogey and played that funky music till he died
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Yo Song Is So Old
Friend: That song is so old!
Me: Well, your mom is old, but you still listen to her.
Me: Well, your mom is old, but you still listen to her.
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Policeman at My Door
A policeman knocked on my door this morning, but I just locked it and sat there in complete silence.
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, “Do you think I’m stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door.”
I said, “You’re not coming in mate!”
He said, “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”
After 20 seconds he knocked again, but I just continued to ignore it.
The knocks got louder and more frequent but I was determined not to move in the hope that he would just go away.
Then he decided to look through the window.
He shouted, “Do you think I’m stupid? I can see you in there, sir. Open the door.”
I said, “You’re not coming in mate!”
He said, “I don’t want to come in, I just want you to step out of the car.”
Monday, October 29, 2012
Who You Are - Wise Dr Seuss
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind- Dr Seuss
Sunday, October 28, 2012
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