Wise Plato 2

"Humans were created with 4 arms, 4 legs, and 2 faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them each into two seperate parts, condemning them to spend the rest of their lives searching for their other halves." -Plato

Motivated

I'm not lazy. I'm highly motivated to do nothing.

Forked up

Did you hear? Jimmy got knifed! That's forked up! ... Too spoon?

What is love?

One day, a little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" The boy responded, "Love is when you keep stealing the chocolate from my lunch box everyday, but I still keep it in the same place."