Wednesday, June 23, 2010

The genie and the alcoholic

This man walks into a bar and sees this lamp on the counter. He decides to rub it and a genie comes out. The genie says, "You have freed my from that lamp, now you may have three wishes." The man thinks about it then says, "I wish for a bottle of beer that when I drink it, it will fill back up." The genie grants his wish and the man takes a drink fom the bottle and once he'd finished, the beer filled right back up. The genie said, "You still gave two more wishes." The man said, "Heck, I'll take two more like these!"

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