Optimistic: Thinks the glass is half full.
Pessimistic: Thinks the glass is half empty.
Realist: Thinks the glass is half filled.
Alcoholic: Thinks someone should drink the vodka in there already.
Critic: Thinks the glass is F%@*ing ugly!
Philosopher: Thinks the relationship between the glass and the liquid should be analyzed by different points of view.
American: Thinks the water in the glass should be sugared and his double XXL fries should have been ready by now.
Nihilist: Thinks the glass doesn't exist, and neither does he.
Cleptoman: Thinks the glass could fit in his pocket.
Capitalist: Thinks if he bottled it and gave it a New Agey name he could make a fortune.
Idealist: Thinks that one day, cold-fusion from this glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end war.
Communist: Thinks this drink belongs to every single one of us in equal measure.
Sexist: Says, "This glass isn't going to refill itself, honeybun."
Meth addict: Thinks the glass looks a little like a crocodile.
Jesus: Thinks the water shall turn to wine.
Muslim: Thinks the glass insults his religion.
Blonde: Thinks the glass is, like, used for, like, drinking.
Nerd: Thinks the liquid in the glass is most likely H2O.
Aboriginal: Thinks the transparent object is cursed.
Artist: Thinks the glass creates a controlled time-space totally in absurd environment.
Racist: Thinks the glass should get the s$@% out of his country.
Conspiracist: Thinks the government is fluoridating the water for mind-control purposes.
Rebel: Thinks the glass should be broken.
Zombie: Thinks GHgesjhbgDFh EGhjsdgjkbgwjkbeg KJgkrghkjGFKJg
(Is the glass half full or half empty (or any of these others)? Leave answer in comments.)
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