There were these two buddies out walking their dogs, one with a Doberman pinscher and the other with a chihuahua, when they smelled something delicious coming from a nearby restaurant.
The guy with the Doberman says to his friend, "Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat." The guy with the Chihuahua says, "We can't go in there. We've got dogs."
The guy with the Doberman says, "Just follow me lead." He puts on a pair of dark pair of glasses and walks into the restaurant, when the restaurant owner comes up and says, "Sorry pal, no dogs allowed."
The man says, "Oh, you don't understand. This is my Seeing Eye Dog."
The owner, skeptical, says, "A Doberman pinscher?"
The Doberman's master says, "Yes, they're using them now - they're very good and they protect me from robbers, too." The owner says, "OK, come on in."
When the man with the Chihuahua sees this, he puts on dark glasses and walk in. Once again, the restaurant owner says, "Sorry, no dogs allowed."
They guy with the Chihuahua says, "You don't understand. This is my Seeing Eye Dog."
"A Chihuahua?"
"A Chihuahua! They gave me a Chihuahua!?!"
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