A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. After drinking, he leaves.
The next day, the same man walks into the bar and orders three shots. The bartender says, "You know I can put all of those in one glass." The man says, "I know. This shot is for me and the other two are for my brothers in Ireland."
This routine goes on for some time now, but one day the man only buys two shots. The bartender asked, "Did something happen to one of your brothers?" The man said, "No. I just decided to quit drinking."
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