Thursday, July 29, 2010

"If you had what I had"

A guy walks into the bar and orders 12 shots. He starts drinking as fast as he can.

The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The man says, "You would be drinking as fast as me if you had what I have."

"What do you have?"

"75 cents." 

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